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Trying to move on from my girlfriend was a mistake.
Pepys Monster1907/08 11:54am
Why am I so skinny?
Pepys Monster2507/08 10:27am
Rate this short story I wrote about a dog.
Pepys Monster907/08 2:08am
C/D: You never stopped loving your ex-girlfriend.
Pepys Monster2307/07 12:08pm
"He's kind of cute"-Girl at work
Pepys Monster807/06 10:04pm
I'm a dying creature.
Pepys Monster707/06 9:36pm
A girl hit me up for the first time since 2010.
Pepys Monster607/05 8:30pm
She calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster5007/02 2:09pm
My depression is worsening.
Pepys Monster2007/02 1:30pm
Just made $870 from crypto.
Pepys Monster1407/02 12:09pm
I'm a total sweat at Call of Duty: Warzone.
Pepys Monster207/02 11:54am
Why don't you make $100K+ per year?
Pepys Monster11707/01 10:10pm
I have 12 inch arms.
Pepys Monster907/01 12:13pm
It seems to me that autistic people are more honest.
Pepys Monster4207/01 1:00am
How do you find a good family lawyer?
Pepys Monster306/30 11:28am
"Don't celebrate 4th of July this year!"
Pepys Monster2606/29 8:30pm
My ex: Do you have anything to say?
Pepys Monster2606/29 5:48pm
Your son is a literal genius.
Pepys Monster406/29 2:10am
Apparently, I haven't paid my water bill for 2 years.
Pepys Monster3206/28 9:14pm
Amazon is doing illegal and shady practices.
Pepys Monster1306/28 12:57pm
C/D: A horrible miserable life of suffering is the standard.
Pepys Monster4306/28 6:08am
Remember Cyberpunk 2077?
Pepys Monster206/28 4:50am
Joe Biden falls off his bicycle.
Pepys Monster2906/28 1:43am
C/D: Love is Earth's rarest resource.
Pepys Monster506/27 9:32pm
Are there alternate timelines/universes?
Pepys Monster706/27 2:04pm
Pretty depressing how we pollute the planet with waste.
Pepys Monster306/27 12:40pm
Society reacts differently to a woman living with her parents...
Pepys Monster1006/27 2:47am
Have you cucked anyone this year?
Pepys Monster1006/26 10:45pm
Getting old is a tough pill to swallow.
Pepys Monster406/26 5:16pm
I asked her to be my girlfriend...
Pepys Monster1506/26 12:00am
Goldeneye 007 has not aged well.
Pepys Monster306/25 2:56pm
How depressed are you on a scale of 1-10?
Pepys Monster1106/25 2:23pm
A cashier at Safeway disrespected me.
Pepys Monster806/24 5:27pm
Your wife says you're not allowed to drink anymore.
Pepys Monster1106/24 3:01am
Why can't the GameFAQs mods make up their minds about the fan site?
Pepys Monster606/23 11:04am
Imagine having a female friend you've never even kissed.
Pepys Monster706/21 8:57pm
You yawn and your friend touches your tongue.
Pepys Monster506/20 10:47pm
A woman can have one boyfriend with one income stream, or...
Pepys Monster306/19 11:54pm
C/D: You want to go home and sleep.
Pepys Monster306/19 5:48pm
C/D: You feel like your life is almost over.
Pepys Monster1706/19 8:49am
I love my girlfriend.
Pepys Monster4406/18 6:35pm
I love food, but I'm not fat.
Pepys Monster806/18 3:56pm
C/D: Macho Man Randy Savage was a good man.
Pepys Monster206/18 1:09pm
Why is the president of the United States a 79 year old man?
Pepys Monster6906/18 11:50am
C/D: Having a dog in the bed of a truck on the freeway...
Pepys Monster206/17 11:53pm
Are you serious about transforming your body for the better?
Pepys Monster206/17 11:21pm
Apple isn't making Solo Loop watch bands in black anymore?
Pepys Monster106/17 3:18pm
I have a job interview to be a line cook.
Pepys Monster606/17 2:41pm
You can be a nerd and have a hot girlfriend.
Pepys Monster2106/16 11:42am
Where's a good place to work?
Pepys Monster1206/15 6:30pm
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